NATION’S CATS THRILLED TO FIND FAMILIES HOME, PRONE ON COUCH
November 17, 2016
Pleased with the hours their families have spent on couches recently, cats noted that these difficult questions have compounded the immediate environment of fear inspired by the events of November 8.
“I like to see my people get home and arrive on the couch as soon as possible,” explains Neil, housecat, of Philadelphia. “Once installed, I’m finding that they may not move for hours at a time. All in all, I’d say I’m pretty satisfied with the situation.”
However, the nation’s cats have expressed concern that as families organize, strategize, and demand basic rights, they may once again leave the couch.